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BIRD TATTOO

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At age 45 I got my first and last tattoo. People tend to collect them like stickers. It used to be unique to have one. Now it’s more uncommon to not have any. I’m determined to be unusual in a way that doesn’t register as abnormal, so I have just one and will never get another. I hadn’t decided what to get, so I made an appointment which would provide a deadline. Finley had drawn a picture from an American Folk art book on my arm a year before and I liked it, so I brought in the book for the consultation. Once I showed him the design he asked if there were other designs in the book. That was pretty subtle. Then he asked why I picked this one. I said I’d always wanted a tattoo but could never settle on anything because I’d find something I loved and then didn’t like it as much later on. “I don’t love this one now, so I’m not going to lose interest over time.”  When I had my most recent MRI, the woman getting me ready to go into the machine asked me why I had a bird tattoo. I said ...

Extra Animals

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We had a cabin in Waupaca, Wisconsin that my dad built when I was a baby. We kept a few coloring books there and a Royal Dansk butter cookie tin full of crayons. There was also a gallon ice cream bucket full of small plastic animals. Most of them were farm animals along with  a rhinoceros based on Durer’s drawing rather than a real one. It looked like it was wearing armor. The  animals were not from one set or brand. The scale was somewhat inconsistent. We called them “extra animals.” They were kept in a trunk with flip flops, sand toys, and beach towels. Daddy longlegs were everywhere and you could often hear whip-poor-wills, but I never learned what they look like. Sometimes we got to pick out candy when getting gas on the way there. I always chose Necco wafers. What a flavorless candy for such an appealing color scheme and packaging!  I’m not sure how we filled all the hours up there. We didn’t have a tv. We went to a beach some days. Lee and I explored the woods an...

Gifts, Prizes, and Hand-me-downs

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  GIFTS, PRIZES, AND HAND-ME-DOWNS Supposedly a llama will only poop where there is already llama poop. So you can take them into a hospital and they won’t poop on the floor. I haven’t fact-checked this and can’t remember why a hospital was given as an example. They could go to church or the mall. I think the same principle applies to receiving gifts. I have become a recipient, and the more gifts I get, the more I get. Christmas was always a big deal. My parents were very generous. We got everything on our lists and also delightful surprises. One year every kid in my grade (2nd or 3rd) asked for a boombox. I got one that was black and my friend got a pink one. I was sure that mine was higher quality. A black boombox must sound better than a pink one.  At the elementary festival the kindergarten classroom was used for a musical chairs cake walk. A long table of whole cakes were awarded one by one to the winner of musical chairs. Each game started with at least twenty people ...

T-shirt design

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I did the drawing, Scott did everything else.    

painted book covers

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Sketchbook

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CARDS

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